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The little guy from Brooklyn who was too dumb not to run away from a fight.

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“Face it tiger…you just hit the jackpot.” That’s the first thing she said to me. I just couldn’t stop seeing her. There was nothing about her that promised to be easy, but I couldn’t keep away and I didn’t know why.  And I’m kind of a scientist when I’m not — you know. Maybe that’s why she fascinated me so much, because I couldn’t explain her. This girl confused me right down to the core —

I always think about my wife. Always. 

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ali-loves-emdesch:

I DON’T KNOW, I ONLY HAVE ONE SHOE!!!

ali-loves-emdesch:

I DON’T KNOW, I ONLY HAVE ONE SHOE!!!

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lubamonster:

except i totally went as a sexy nurse one year… lol

postthesmiles:

supermoon. 

ariannaleah:

14% bigger than normal, in my brain equals, drop everything, leave all the kids inside, run out to the middle of the street and take pictures.

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